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Written by Montague   
Friday, 06 July 2007 21:54

FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY!

UPDATED 8/15/2011 AND MORE TO COME!

"WHERE WILL I BE" TAB IS CURRENT TO THE END OF THE 2011 (BUT MORE MAY BE ADDED BETWEEN NOW AND DECEMBER 31st, SO STAY TUNED!

THE STORE IS "CLOSED" PER SAY BUT DO EMAIL ME ("CONTACT MONTAGUE" TAB AT TOP OF PAGE) IF YOU'VE SEEN ANYTHING AT CONS OF INTEREST OR IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION or CONCERN. APOLOGIES TO THOSE WHO HAVE DONE SO AND NOT HAD A RESPONSE, THIS BUG HAS BEEN CLEARED AND I HAVE ACCESS TO MY SITE, SO (HOPEFULLY) THERE SHOULD NOW BE NO FURTHER PROBLEM.

 


and now for an important message:

 

HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY

 

IS NOT DEAD


Drugged into an immobile twilight world with tetrodotoxin, HIM was abducted from her throne and held captive in an unknown penal colony deep in the heart of the African jungle.

Rescued in a daring midnight raid masterminded by her loyal High Admiral,  Lord Montague J. Fromage,  Victoria now fervently defies her adversaries in an attempt to reclaim what is rightfully hers.  She has given the ever-faithful Supreme Squadron Commander of her Airship Armada and his time-traveling great great grandfather,  Commodore Monterey Jacques Fromage,  unbridled leeway to function as privateers on behalf of the Reclamation Rebellion.  In so doing she has profited handsomely from the spoils of war and has decreed that you, as supporters of the rebellion, should take part in the plentiful bounty of booty.

For a variety of reasons, I have had to close my on-line store (pages are still visible but links are non-functional). Merchandise displayed is NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE as pictured.  NEW CATALOGUE PAGES with contact info will soon be available for your perusal.   Neo-Victorians, water and airship pirates/privateers, jungle explorers, scientists (mad or otherwise), railroad engineers/ conductors and crews, open road motorists, goths, vamps, vikings and all time travelers will find a varied selection of goods (many hand crafted) for almost every need or want:
designer and hand-crafted jewelry and leathers, skeletal pocket chronometers, airship/ nautical/piratical and time-traveler devices will become available over the next few weeks.  Hand wrought redefined weaponry, individually designed Armageddon Goggles, respirators, gas masks the likes of which you've never seen will soon appear. 

For the fashion conscious, you'll soon find individually designed top hats, Wellingtons and other head gear in satin, velvet, leather and suede.  Ladies hats, too, from the austere to the sublime!  Exclusive, hand-made purses for all to carry, feather fans, the list of items goes on and on....

 

A genuine THANK YOU to those that have remained faithful while I've tried to untangle a generalized mess!

 

Montague...

 

Last Updated on Saturday, 24 September 2011 23:11
 

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~ AN EMPORIUM ~




Her Imperial Majesty Victoria has decreed the spoils of the Reclamation Rebellion be offered to you, her loyal minions, whether you be Neo-Victorian, Goth, Vamp, Time Traveler, Scientist, Adventurer or another diverse member of her beloved underlings.

Initially, unusual commercially wrought designer jewelry and exquisite skeletal pocket chronometers, the plundered rewards of victory over commerce, will be introduced.

In weeks to come, hand crafted items by skilled artisans will be introduced and noted as such. Airship/nautical/piratical and time-traveler devices, pre and post Armageddon Goggles, respirators, gas masks, hand-made top hats (satin, velvet and leather), unusual cameo jewelry, ladies millinery and fashion accessories for all will be available to those loyal to HIM.

Keep checking back for newly added bounty in different categories. Be patient and you will surely be rewarded.